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[17 Sep 2006|01:17am]
I've been gone for a while, believe me, I've noticed.
I just want you to know that I"ve got an idea, a concept. And I"ll share.
Sobriety will bring more details.
BIG update coming VERY soon.
3 Hiccups in Paradise| I keep you jealousy to myself

[01 Nov 2005|11:41am]
Alright folks, I know I don't post very often, but this time I've got a good idea.

Let's idolize, to the point of martyrdom, a woman who decided to break a law.

Why would we possibly glorify someone like that? She sure as hell must have had a good reason for breaking a law.

BREAKING NEWZ0rz BREAKING NEWZ0rz BREAKING NEWZ0rz
....oh, because apparently she didn't want to.

Alright I'm a bit confused, lets take a step back here.

*drum roll*
And if you haven't noticed yet, definitely another rant coming on.


WHY ALL THIS ROSA PARKS SHIT SUCKS

Alright, so she decides to go and break this bus law.
Ok, no real major problem here.

Becomes hailed as some kind of revolutionary figure under the premise that she broke a law just because she didn't think it was right.
Aaand therein lies the problem.
Suitable symbol for the civil rights movement? I think not.
First of all, YOU BROKE THE LAW. The thing you really had going for your movement was the whole pity angle. "Ooo, we're so poor and oppressed". It's hard to sustain that image when the whole movement is being personified into some lawbreaker. I know it's supposed to be symbolic, but I really think you could come up with something better than some old chick on a bus. And by "old chick on a bus" I really mean "petty criminal".

Dear government,
You just can't throw million dollar funerals for people who only obey the laws they want to, because EVERYONE knows you will punish every single person that follows in her footsteps. Doesn't work that way.
Love, Ben
8 Hiccups in Paradise| I keep you jealousy to myself

Career Day [20 Oct 2005|05:49pm]
The 3 people I have go to talk to to find some inspiration about the future in 3 subjects I am very interested in:

The Filmmaker
Fat whore, freelance lapdog for whoever will buy her shit. She even said that she doesn't ever even touch a camera. Clearly the best person to be teaching us the art of filmmaking whenever she gets done showing us interviews from billion-dollar budget shallow action movie stars and pitches for exponentially lamer reality tv shows.

The Musician
PlasticPlasticPlasticPlasticPlasticPlasticPlasticPlasticPlasticPlasticPlasticPlasticPlastic
So it really is all about glamour is it? You sure as hell got that point across pretty well. Whoops, good thing you bought a manager for such complicated situations like not knowing the name TO A SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FUCKING SONGS. Why don't you stop talking about your fucking photo shoots and endorsement deals for one second and try and say something insightful that actually deals with MUSIC. Maybe if your face wasn't covered in fucking PLASTIC your singing ability wouldn't be as bad as your "glamour".

The Writer
This was just pathetic. Talk about passion! When he wasn't shamelessly plugging his latest book, he was talking to us about a degree in business. And why might that be? Well as he put it, you won't ever make a living as a poet or as a writer. You'll run out of material and go broke trying to advertise books you'll only end up getting fucking 10% royalties on. He works with computers at some bank, and maybe if he has free time he'll write a poem or two. Yeah, keep trying to explain to us how important literature is to the CEO of some company when you have to write out the memo that lays off half the workers because of the lastest fraud. You work in a fucking cubicle and you write poems as just some silly little side-project, and you hate it. What was your influential speech about passion again?

All three, the epidemy of what is wrong with the very thing that they are representing.

Everyone is fake.
Everything is for sale.

Hope.
1 Hiccups in Paradise| I keep you jealousy to myself

[25 Jun 2005|11:30pm]
Fucking Requiem For a Dream

Oh my god, I can't even explain how I feel right now

That was the most brutal fucking thing I have ever seen

Words can't express the mindset I've been put in

And here's to my last day in this country!
6 Hiccups in Paradise| I keep you jealousy to myself

HOME [01 Jun 2005|09:25pm]
Never have to step foot in that school again.

10 days til i'm jamming in Boston

16 days til i'm skankin with dan up in Joisey

27 days til Singapore.



Oh and by the way, I'm moving to Singapore
9 Hiccups in Paradise| I keep you jealousy to myself

Schaossasasjh [05 Apr 2005|08:25pm]
Hi, I'm a Media Corporation. I'm responsible for pouring out completely unrealistic bullshit teen-drama shows that influence our society to the point where the masses change themselves to look like whatever we show them.

Hi, I'm Terri Schiavo. I, like the rest of my mindless consuming generation, am not happy with my body relative to those I see on the television. I've been slapping makeup on my face for years now and that just doesn't do the trick. I've got any idea! I'll start puking over and over again, til I look as good as THEY do. Hey, where did all my essential nutrients go? WHOOPS COMAlol.

Years later...

Hi, I'm an American political party. You know, with abortion and the definition of life being such an intensely debated issue today, what could we do to get people behind us? Oooo, lets find a coma victim we can just martyr the hell out of. Now thousands of people die every day because they can't afford to stay in the hospital. Fuck, what do we do now? Oh i've got it! How about someone in a constant state of death, damn thats so much more dramatic. This is perfect, now they'll have to take our stance on abortion.

Even later...

Hi, i'm the Media again. I would like to report that Terri Schiavo has just died. Even though her brain stopped working years ago, she has no ability to think or feel, and well "she" pretty much doesn't exist anyways, we'll just call her dead anyways. We would like to thank everyone. I know there are thousands of people who die every year for much more noble reasons, and we would like to thank you for choosing our corpse. And yes, I do realize we are the ones who caused her to go into her fatal coma in the first place. And yes, that does make us huge fucking hypocrites. But hey, did you see our ratings?
5 Hiccups in Paradise| I keep you jealousy to myself

[03 Apr 2005|06:13pm]
Alright Pope

April Fools Day ended 2 days ago.

WE GET IT ALREADY
7 Hiccups in Paradise| I keep you jealousy to myself

[04 Mar 2005|09:58pm]
http://www.livejournal.com/users/marginalwarfare/12601.html

His "i-glued-spoons-to-my-head-because-i'm-soo-hardcoregothpunk mohawk" really helps me take him seriously.
1 Hiccups in Paradise| I keep you jealousy to myself

[02 Mar 2005|10:08pm]
Don't bother ever talking to me if you can't compose a conversation longer than:

hey
hey
sup
nmu?
same
5 Hiccups in Paradise| I keep you jealousy to myself

[02 Mar 2005|07:03pm]
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Because when I see the word "Amish", my mind immediately goes to thinking about barcodes and distribution centers.

A people who have proven that material possessions do nothing, and that one can be content with very little.

"LOL!!! YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY WITHOUT TEH TV! What a buncha freaks!"

"Check out this brochure! "Go to the Amish Country" (Oooooh, Aaaaah) How exotic!

"Live like the Amish people do" Wow, not only are they subhuman, they also are in their own little freak show.

GO CAPITALISM!
3 Hiccups in Paradise| I keep you jealousy to myself

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